Automotive Journalist in Position of Power, World to Soon End

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 07/13/2016 at 16:05 • Filed to: Journalism, Journalismism, Boris Johnson, UK, United Kingdom, Bad Ideas

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The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland will sever diplomatic relations with any nation that upshifts too late.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 07/13/2016 at 16:11

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BREAKING: Feeling a close proximity to such stirrings of power and having been encouraged for too long, Boris Johnson’s hair has detached and gone to buy itself its own tiny sports car.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > For Sweden 07/13/2016 at 16:11

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Well, at least he’s not a very good one.

Cé hé sin > For Sweden 07/13/2016 at 16:12

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In other words, keep your friends close and your enemies closer still.

For Sweden > PanchoVilleneuve ST 07/13/2016 at 16:13

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Are any of them good though?

Honeybunchesofgoats > For Sweden 07/13/2016 at 16:13

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WHY

For Sweden > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/13/2016 at 16:14

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It certainly won’t be a German sports car

For Sweden > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/13/2016 at 16:14

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Because auto journalists hate us

djmt1 > For Sweden 07/13/2016 at 16:17

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Well this can only end well.

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > djmt1 07/13/2016 at 16:26

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Will this be his inauguration stunt? If that is the only way he can make a good impression, this doesn’t predict good things for UK-Euro relations.

djmt1 > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer 07/13/2016 at 16:35

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Nah. No time for stunts, we have trade negotiations to deal with. First stop, Japan and to deal with the numerous Japanese Auto plants here. In fact, here’s a preview of on going negotiations:

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > djmt1 07/13/2016 at 16:47

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Is he going to play tennis afterwards?

djmt1 > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer 07/13/2016 at 16:54

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Nah, off to Germany for talks and to play some Footie or Rugby? With this kind of tackling, I can only assume that Bentley, Mini & Rolls Royce will soon shut down their factories.

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > djmt1 07/13/2016 at 17:08

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I guess he mixed the two up, which is understandable, since both are played in a team with a ball.

If he manages to scare off Bentley, Rolls-Royce and Mini, the Netherlands would gladly adopt them, we are already making Minis, so why not the others? Haha

djmt1 > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer 07/13/2016 at 17:15

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